You are not the Andrex Puppy!

Hi everyone it’s only me Olga and Troy

Sorry it’s been ages since I last wrote, but Mum has been super busy and I couldn’t get the top open on the laptop, Troy tried to help but just ended up standing on it and then trying to ‘dig’ it open! Dad went mental hahaha.

Troy has been on and off the naughty step so much lately I cannot keep up with him, the other day he tried to pretended to be one of those dogs off the ‘moving picture box in the corner’ all because Mum said they were soooo cute. He watched what they did and then ran upstairs into the room with the big bowl that Dad puts us in sometimes when we are really dirty, and started chewing all the paper up. I went up to see what he was doing and that’s when I found all the paper everywhere! I ran downstairs and told Mum of course, she went upstairs and all I heard her saying was “TROOOYYYYYYYYY why have you done that!” – he came bounding down the stairs wagging his tail like he had just done something dead good! … Mum wasn’t impressed at all. I sat next to her and gave her cuddles and she said “Olga why did he do that? You have never done anything like that!” I gave her a kiss and said “I don’t know Mum he’s mental”

We’ve been going to Louis’s beach every day, and I’ve been trying to show Troy that he must chase the pesky birds off because they are not allowed on ‘Our Beach’, but he really doesn’t get it. I was training him the other day when it was really windy and instead of chasing the birds he started trying to chase the sand that was flying about! I told him he would never be able to stop it from running off the beach but he wouldn’t listen – stupid daft oaf!

Last week Dad finished work early and he said he was going to take us for a super long walk, we headed to the beach and Dad said we were going to walk to the next town! When we pulled up in the car Dad noticed a little old dog heading towards us with its owners who were older than the dog! Dad said “come on you two let’s keep out of its way, it sounds like it’s a bit grumpy”. Dad was right I could hear this little dog moaning he was saying “we haven’t been out long enough and it’s all your fault for wanting a wee, did I not say if you need a wee go before we leave the house, but ohhhhh noooo you know better” The little dog was tutting and everything, Troy started shouting at the little dog to stop moaning, I nipped Troy and told him to behave!

We headed off up the sand hills. Troy has never been up them before and I said there are things like this at Auntie Pam’s beach, they are ace! Troy pulled Dad up the first one and when we all got to the top, Dad said “Oh this is a bit high Olga, let me find a way down” – the next thing we were all flying through the air! Dad landed on Troy with his head in the sand, and I landed on Dad. Troy wriggled out from under Dad and said “There you go Dad I found the way down” I was a bit dizzy when I got up and Dad was covered in sand, he looked at me and checked me over, and then looked at Troy who was sat there with a big stupid grin on his face wagging his tail.

I said to Dad “What just happened? One minute we were all at the top and then next minute we are down here” Dad said “Troy decided the quickest way down was to just jump!” Dad spent the next hour or so trying to get the sand out of his ears and up his nose. Troy on the other hand thought it was brilliant and wanted to do it again!

As we walked along the beach, Dad found a big stick and we were chasing it, Troy was enjoying himself and he was behaving. Then all of a sudden, he took off running, Dad whistled him and shouted but he wouldn’t come back, I ran after him to find out what he was doing but he ignored me, he ran almost out of sight, then stopped. He started sniffing around like a mad thing, then he stopped pawed at the sand and picked this big thing up and ran back with it. When he got to Dad he dropped this thing and said “Dad I’ve got tea for us” he was very happy with himself, I looked at this thing and then at Dad and said “There is no way I’m eating that!” Dad told Troy he was naughty for running off but thanked him for catching the monster.

Since then every time we go to the beach Troy finds a monster and brings it to Dad for his tea, I can tell Dad doesn’t want them but he doesn’t want to hurt Troy’s feelings, although to be honest I don’t think Troy is wired the same as the rest of us hahaha.

Now as much as I don’t mind Troy being here and he is funny sometimes but there is one thing I WILL NOT put up with and that’s …… fire stealing! He has decided that he needs to be closer to the fire than me, now even Louis tried to do this and he couldn’t stand the heat, so I am not going to allow this big daft thing to get the best spot in the house!

He keeps trying and I keep nipping him to move, and stealing all the toys, because he knows he can only play with them when I don’t want to, he is really struggling to understand this rule!

Ohh my days I better go, he is trying to help Dad build the fire and he knows that’s my job! Honestly at this rate I’ll be calling Auntie Pam and telling her I’m sending him back!

See you soon lots of love Olga and Troy xxxxx