Olga the greatest toy finder in the land and Troy the dustbin

Hi everyone it’s only me Olga and Troy Boy aka stinky

Oh my days, as soon as we let Mum and Dad off the naughty step Troy goes and does his stinky trick of rolling in fox poo and replaces them!

I can honestly say I was nearly sick on Troy when I had to travel in the back of the car with him after a run on MY field. I mean I had only just had the car cleaned and it was smelling all lovely and fresh, and then this big galoot goes and rolls in every bit of fox poo he could find!

To make things worse he then found some dog poo at ate it!!! …. Uurrghhh I’m gonna be sick! – I shouted at him and he came running up to me and asked if I wanted some! OH MY DOG TROY YOU ARE VILE!

I told Dad that he had better give him the garden shower of shame before allowing him in the house because Mum would go mad! He knows how much he hates having the hose pipe and cold water on him, but he just cannot control himself.

I keep telling him if he doesn’t behave himself then I’m going to send him back to Auntie Pam!

When we went to MY field the other day, Troy stumbled across a furry, well when I say stumbled across it, it basically ran right under his nose before he caught the scent of it, I of course spotted it as soon as we reached the field, but I’m not bothered about them anymore! I was too busy searching for toys that other dogs had left, I have found a cricket ball, half a frisbee, half a tennis ball and a golf ball 😊

Anyway – like I was saying Troy almost stood on this furry when he finally spotted it, I’m not saying it was making fun of Troy but it set off running backwards until Troy the big oaf got within snapping distance, he did his normal squealing like a puppy because it wouldn’t let him catch it, however this furry must have been new to the field because it got itself caught in the corner, so Troy managed to grab it and went to throw it to me when Dad grabbed him. 

Troy let go of the furry and it set off running again with Troy hot on its paws. This time it was far too quick for him and it ran off, Troy searched for ages trying to find it, when he came back to me he was upset saying he only wanted to play! I don’t think the furry considered being picked up and thrown as playing!

When we went back the day after, Troy started rolling about on the grass in something, I looked at Dad and thought Oh No not again, when Dad ran over it wasn’t fox poo it was a dead rat!!!! Dad went potty at him, but Troy picked this thing up and ran off, he tried to eat it! I shouted at him “If you eat that then I’m phoning Auntie Pam to come and collect you” – he dropped it straight away!

I’ve been finding all kinds of new toys lately and like I said I found a cricket ball, it was red and shinny and all mine 😊 I carried it off the field and brought it home to show Mum, I hid it in my bed so Troy didn’t find it and when Mum came home I showed it to her, I loved that ball.

However as with everything else I have Troy stole it and started to chew it, he was making a right mess and managed to break it open, Mum took it off him because he was breaking bits off and eating them, Dad checked his mouth and got a bit of string that had hooked around his tooth out.

For the next hour or so he kept smacking his chops together and Dad asked him if he had got something stuck. Of course with Troy being the big woss he is didn’t like Dad looking in his mouth, but Mum said he must have something in there, so she got her torch and whilst Dad opened his mouth Mum checked inside, and that’s when she noticed it – a huge piece of cricket ball! Dad had to get these long things to pull it out, I thought Mum was going to pass out!

I’m beginning to think Troy will actually eat anything, I’m going to start counting my toys every day because I don’t trust him not to have a nibble on them! Actually, I’ve not seen my little purple squid for a few days I better go and check!!!!


I know I shouldn't tease Troy but he's soo easy to kid - even Mum's doing it now hahaha.

See you soon

Love Olga the greatest toy finder in the land and Troy the dustbin!